Distorting the Arithmetic of Nonsense

The 18th of February 2012….make that eighteenth of February two thousand and twelve, three O’seven AM in Bombay, India.

Let’s put that together.

That didn’t happen then…It is 19th of February, 2012 now—eight seventeen PM. Time flew between the lines, the mind rested and the body threw some more tantrums on me. The numbers didn’t stop rolling. Time is a moving word. It does not stop moving…and it cannot help move me every time I think about it.

19+2+2012+20+17=2070 (8.17PM would be 20.17PM. Decimals get complicated therefore 20+17)

2070 looks like a boring calculation. Lets try multiplication:

19+2+2012x20x17=691220 That’s more interesting

Like wise when this piece started the time co-ordinates summed up:

18+2+2012x3x7=42672

Now let’s divide the former from the latter:

691220 / 42672 = 16.1984439 (damn the decimals but what the hell!)

Lemme just add it all up

1+6+1+9+8+4+4+3+9=45

4+5=9

It is eight thirty four PM just now.

Let’s see where that gets me :

19+2+2012x20x39=1585740

1+5+8+5+7+4+0=30

3+0=3

From the time I start to the time I finish pieces of time always measure in divisibles of three

9 divides perfectly with 3.

It takes just a little bit of arithmetic knowledge, a little bit of ‘time’ and a whole lot of boredom to add up time—or anything with numbers for that matter(even latitude and longitude of you locational existence—in a way that the sum or multiple or divisible is always ‘Nonsense’…make that three times NONSENSE…or even nine times the same variable : NONSENSE.

Simply put:

Simple arithmetic+little IQ+Time+Boredom (to the power of infinity) =Nonsense

Next time we’ll expand into square roots too!

Nonsense for you! (in a nutshell—definitely a Nut-shell)

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